A man with Ak47 rifle ran into a Church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying
"Who is a child of God here,
"Let me send him to heaven"?
The congregation kept silent he then fired a shot in the roof.
The congregation shouted!
"its the pastor!
He always say that he is a child of God".
Pastor replied;
What kind of conspiracy is this? Everyone here knows that I am the son of Chukwudi and the grandson of Okeke,
So what is my business with God,
abeg if na play make una stop ham ooo!!!.