two mad patients

jim and mary were both patients in a mental hospital,one day while they were both walking past the hospital swimming pool,jim suddenly jumped into the deep end .Mary pormptly jumped in 2 save him.she swam to the bottom and pulled jim out.When the medical director became aware of mary's heroic act,he ordered her mentally stable.when the mesenger went to tell her the news,he said mary,i have a gud & bad news 4 u .the gud news is that you are being discharged because you saved d life of another patients.i think you've regained yur senses.the bad news is that Jim whom you saved hung himself in the bathroom,i am so sorry ,but he's dead''Mary replied'he didn't hang himself,i put him there to dry

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