A man with Ak47 rifle ran into a Church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying
"Who is a child of God here,
"Let me send him to heaven"?
The congregation kept silent he then fired a shot in the roof.
The congregation shouted!
"its the pastor!
He always say that he is a child of God".
Pastor...
A plane was about to crash and there were 5 passengers with 4 parachutes
the pilot, a student,a footballer, a pastor and the president. Then the president took one parachute and said i am the president so, i am too young to die, he left the plane, the footballer took one parachute and said i...
Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chattered a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at...
Two Factory workers are talking:
Wowan:I can make the boss give me the day off.
Man:And how would you do that?
Woman:Just wait and see."She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: What are you doing?
Woman:I'm a light bulb.
Boss:you have worked so much that you have gone crazy.I...
Jokes:5 people named Crazy, Mad, Sun, Fool and
Imposible were living in the same house.
On a certain afternoon, Sun came home and
rushed to the kitchen to prepare some lunch
since it was his duty.
…
Imposible was bathing in the shower, Crazy
was just relaxing in the living room but Mad
and Fool...
*A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”
*An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil...
*A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’
“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, maybe they will do it.” The man said, “Do you think they will accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the...
An old farmer wrote 2
his son in prison.
Dis year I wont b able 2 plant
potatoes cos I can't dig the field,
I knw if u wer here u
would help me.
D son wrote back, Dad,
dont even think of diggin d field
cos dat's where I buried d money
I stole.
The Police read d letter & d...