Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby.

In anger, husband asked the wife.... 

Chu, why baby black?

She replied, we live in Nigeria, no electricity.....me hot, u hot, sex hot.....baby burnt!

A lady was going into an hotel with her boyfriend when she jam her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend.

On sighting the husband, the lady immediately said: "...heey! I don catch you today, thank God I brought a witness"..... 

The man looked at her then turned to his girlfriend and said, "Sister Mercy you see what I've been talking to you about? If we had left earlier we won't have caught her here"

Mary and Gloria after an English
exam.
Mary: How was your paper Gloria?
Gloria: It was kind of hard; Ididn't
know the past tenseof 'think'. I
thought and thought and thought
for along time then finally
wrote'thunk'
Mary: I guess you're right because
I wrote thunk after I thought 4 a
while. ...
Mary: Shit! And what aboutthe past
tense of 'write'?
Gloria: I dont know what I wrote; I
think I wrote 'written'
Mary: That one I didn't even
bother. When I saw the next
number asking for the past tense
of 'go',
I just went out of the Exam Room.
Gloria: Me too, when I reached that
number I couldn't take it anymore.
Those idiots gave us an exam
beyond our scope.

Four men; an English, a Russian, an Indian and a Nigeria went to a mountain's top to offer themselves as a sacrifice for the sake of their different countries. The English man was to sacrifice first so he came up, after praying for his country, he said; "this is for my country" and then jumped down from the top of the mountain.
Next was the Russian, he came up and after praying for his country said; "this is for my country", then he also jumped down from the top of the mountain.
Next was the Nigerian, he came up as the others did, said some prayers for his country and after praying, he said; "this is for my country", he then pushed the Indian man down from the top of the mountain.........lol

A married lawyer made love to his girl-friend inside his car one day. On getting home, his wife saw the girl's pant in the car. She got mad and tore it to pieces screaming: Honey! Honey!!! What is this? The lawyer calmly replied: My God, you have just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth milions of Naira. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing Honey pls 4give me God will bring another one.

A naija lady got married
a chinese guy and were
lucky 2 have a baby girl
after 9months of
marriage.
But after 3months d baby died
and the mother of the
nigerian lady came to
visit them,
but she was just shouting;
i knew it! i knew it!
i knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it! , And so on.
And then a man that
noticed her shouting, now
called her outside and
asked her wat she
knew and she replied; i
knew that china
product does not last!!! Nawa
oo!!!

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding
room of a big airport. As she would need to wait
many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her
time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat
down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport,
to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where
the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the nex...